Today I did spend some time to search for cat quotes. I found hundreds of them but wrote down my favorite ones. What I like about quotes is that they are often so true. I wanted to create a list of the best cat quotes as I never done something similar on my blog. This is not only a list of funny cat quotes, they are additionally also brutally true quotes and some of them really made me laugh. Hope you will enjoy the list, hope it will make you smile too…
1. Time spent with cats is never wasted. Sigmund Freud
2. As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat. Ellen Perry Berkeley
3. Any household with at least one feline member has no need for an alarm clock. Louise A. Belcher
4. Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose. Garrison Keillor
5. Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want. Joseph Wood Krutch
6. In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this. Terry Pratchett
7. Cats have it all; admiration, an endless sleep, and company only when they want it. Rod McKuen
8. Those who’ll play with cats must expect to be scratched. Miguel de Cervantes
9. The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer. Paula Poundstone
10. I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. It’s not. Mine had me trained in two days. Bill Dana
11. A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. Hazel Nicholson
12. One cat just leads to another. Ernest Hemingway
13. Intelligence in the cat is underrated. Louis Wain
14. Way down deep, we’re all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them. Jim Davis
15. A cat has absolute emotional honesty; human beings, for one reason or another, may
hide their feelings, but a cat does not. Ernest Hemingway
hide their feelings, but a cat does not. Ernest Hemingway
16. Dogs eat. Cats dine. Ann Taylor
17. Cats are connoisseurs of comfort. James Herriot
18. I love cats because I love my home and after a while they become its visible soul. Jean Cocteau
19. People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. Faith Resnick
20. The cat is above all things, a dramatist. Margaret Benson
21. Kittens are born with their eyes shut. They open them in about six days, take a look around, then close them again for the better part of their lives. Stephen Baker
22. People meeting for the first time suddenly relax if they find they both have cats. And plunge into anecdote. Charlotte Gray
23. In the middle of a world that had always been a bit mad, the cat walks with confidence. Rosanne Amberson
24. I’ve met many thinkers and many cats, but the wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. Hippolyte Taine
25. The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat. Ogden Nash
26. People who love cats have some of the biggest hearts around. Susan Easterly
27. There’s no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. Wesley Bates
28. It always gives me a shiver when I see a cat seeing what I can’t see. Eleanor Farjeon
29. Authors like cats because they are such quiet, lovable, wise creatures, and cats like authors for the same reasons. Robertson Davies
30. If you are worthy of its affection, a cat will be your friend, but never your slave. Theophile Gautier
31. The ideal of calm exists in a sitting cat. Jules Renard
32. You can not look at a sleeping cat and feel tense. Jane Pauley
33. The mathematical probability of a common cat doing exactly as it pleases is the one scientific absolute in the world. Lynn M. Osband
34. The key to a successful new relationship between a cat and human is patience. Susan Easterly
35. A cat will do what it wants when it wants, and there’s not a thing you can do about it. Frank Perkins
36. The man who carries a cat by the tail learns something that can be learned in no other way. Mark Twain
37. If you would know what a cat is thinking about, you must hold its paw in your hand for a long time. Jules Champfleury
38. A cat allows you to sleep on the bed. On the edge. Jenny de Vries
39. All cats like being the focus of attention. Peter Gray
40. A meow massages the heart. Stuart McMillan
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